Boy do I feel STUPID –for a couple reasons:

1. I reverted my my formerly uninsured American self –and “put off” going to the doctor.
2. While cranberry juice can PREVENT a bladder infection if taken regularly, it cannot CURE one. All I was doing was masking my symptoms. What a moron!

The result? Ten days of antibiotic–effectively screwing myself out of sharing a bottle of bubbly with my Honey on Valentine’s Day.

Crap.